Make me choose a best friend. Boyfriend. And brother. Go.
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
OMG!!! I finally got one of these! I can’t believe this took 14 months to get.
Holy shit. I’m so unprepared! I don’t have a speech!
I’d like to thank the academy of course! Mom, Dad: I did it!
To the anon’s parents: The lack of love for your child is apparent in the fact you didn’t even bother teaching them how not to be an awful human being; this one’s for you most of all!
Finally, anon: without you this wouldn’t be possible. Thank you for taking time away from having no friends or discernible talents to make this dream come true!
fucking killed it
Ironic choice of wording
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?